When you say the right words in the wrong order
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
My Anime Reviews: Howls Moving Castle
Someone needs to staple this dude’s castle into the ground and start taxing the fuck out him.
When you’re in the forbidden forest and you stumble across Draco Malfoy putting his thingie in Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way’s you-know-what