that’s not what your mother named you
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
robots running on very low charge acting a lot like sleepy humans
tired stubborn cranky robots insisting that they’re fine despite their low battery alert going off
robots suddenly trailing off and automatically entering sleep mode mid-sentence when they absolutely cannot resist any longer (∪‿∪✿)
"ur a giant dork" I say, trying to convey my great esteem and admiration for you as best I know how.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.